Here's a possible angle on the Function Attitudes.
Fi: Give me anything, and I can always find a way to see it as a one-of-a-kind living thing answering its own, unique calling.
Te: Give me anything, and I can always measure it and compare it against alternatives.
Si: Give me anything, and I can always collect and share a trillion haphazardly related facts about it.
Ne: Give me anything, and I can always incorporate it into something greater.
Fe: Show me anyone, and I can always tell you where their loyalties lie and how they're showing each other that they've cast their lot together.
Ti: Let me get my hands on anything, and I can always figure out how it works.
Se: I can't tell you anything until you show me. And then I'll know everything there is to know, because it'll be obvious.
Ni: Let me see you look at anything, and I'll see how the way in which you're looking at it is distorting your perception of the real thing.